ack! What happened to 2004?!

I was supposed to be pregnant, have an organized home, be fluent in at least 3 different languages, get an awesome job, prepare gourmet meals every night, weigh 150 pounds, remember all of my friend's birthdays, go to the gym every day, send holiday cards and gifts on time so I wouldn't have to pay … Continue reading ack! What happened to 2004?!

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